The real-estate listing for this New Jersey mansion is hiding a hilarious NBA plot twist

Source: Golf Digest — 

9 Miller Court, Moorestown, New Jersey. Five beds, six baths. 10,477 square feet of high-end appliances, Cambria quartz countertops, and floor-to-ceiling wine walls blooming from an awe-inspiring grand foyer with a spiral staircase climbing up from its center. All of this and more could be yours for just $4,999,999.

Now at this point, you may find yourself wondering: What sort of small-time CEO or TV actor would occupy such an extravagant abode in southwest New Jersey? What previous owner might have shuffled these halls late at night clad in nothing but a pair of fine Italian slippers? Well, folks, keep scrolling through the photos. Your answer awaits.